why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
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Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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