Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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