Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just gargled with NyQuil
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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