im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
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Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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