Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
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A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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