You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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