I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
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I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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