You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
