one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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