Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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