youre lurking in front of me
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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