how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
When are your genitals available?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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