I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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