can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Girls should come with a carfax report
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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