They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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I just blew my weed a kiss
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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