they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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