that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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