He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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