Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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