Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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