maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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