Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
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I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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