she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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