why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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