I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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