I am spending my child support on dildos
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
