Who wears a wallet chain?!
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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