Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
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the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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