i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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