What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
he puts the penis in happiness.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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