T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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