Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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