did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
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I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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