I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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