The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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