You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Michael Bay diarrhea
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i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
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I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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