Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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