Capitaan dildo arrescate!
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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