White coat. Heels.
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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