Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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