'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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