Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Randomize
