For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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