i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
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Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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