I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
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It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.