just tell him i said nine months
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
so much tequila, so little girl.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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