I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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