dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
a search helicopter?!
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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