"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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