I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
It's blow job season.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
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I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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