My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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