I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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