White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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