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let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..