lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
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There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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